Post Seagull Butt Stick Shaking Session – Part 3 of the Tutorial

Seagull Butt Silhouettes - Steven Kennard 2013
Seagull Butt Silhouettes – Steven Kennard 2013

Here you see the results of a successful #seagullbuttstickshaking  session, as it is performed by a professional. NB. Hardly any seagulls were harmed in the making of this photograph.

One last thing I wanted to mention about this: The first few times you do this, try to make sure there is no one around. They might think you are totally crazy until you get the knack just right, when they will see you mean business and stand in awe.

20 Responses

  1. Oh boy, the odds were stacked against you +Steven Kennard . Sleeping on the couch would have paid off in this scenario!

    You, like all the others, delusional folks who find dirty lens  with spots in the shape of seagulls showing their butts, strangely only on Saturday, have got to seek professional help. These do not exist! Never will and especially not on Saturday. I can assure you my Psychiatrist assures me of this!  I took +Robin Griggs Wood advice and sought professional help.

    At some point I imagined the RGW virus is going to go viral. Could it be a conspiracy?

    Saturday is supposed to be a day of fun and exploration. Someone, at some point not too long ago, imagined seeing seagulls butts and posted an imaginary image on a Saturday AKA #seagullbuttsaturday   They said there's a seagulls butt and asked you to explore that possibility and for you to see for yourself if it did really exist.

    Now, like all conspiracies, the leader must convince others that what is not true is true and spread the word for something that doesn't exist, couldn't exist and would never amount to anything because people simply will never believe that people are smart enough to know that #seagullbuttsaturday  and those listed non-curators are imaginary folks designed to support the conpiracy.

    Perhaps, they like to believe they saw what they saw, but didn't really see what they saw. The ring leader continues to convince them they saw what they think they saw to support the conspiracy.

    Once they saw what they saw, they then go on to convince others to see what they saw and prove what the ring leader showed them in the imaginary image exists and encourages others to see what they saw so they can become non-curators for a theme which simply does not exist!

    There have been a number of sightings (please refer to the  list of non-curators for evidence of this silliness), but I assure you, these are all imaginary and should be disregarded as an anomaly.

    May I suggest you reach the nearest camera store and have your lens professionally cleaned.

  2. That is a beautiful capture +Steven Kennard . 
    You must have a great hand-stability (+ optical stability) – for holding camera in one hand while shaking that famous stick in the other hand.

    There is a hashtag for "sea gull butt admiring friends" ! Is that you two's handy work too ? 🙂

  3. Well thank you +Rekha Rao thanks to years of experience and the fact that I grew up in a small seaside town on the East coast of England where entertainment was very scarce we had to make our own fun, so shaking sticks at seagulls was what I did for many years until I started to make photographs. Et viola here I am today combining my talents for your entertainment.
    😉

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